Sweet dreams
- ME: (tweet) Dear dreams, I come to you now.
- HIM: I'm jealous of your dreams.
merciless flirt
You know you’re fly when even the captchas pay compliment.
XOXO
Tying his tie, an essential skill
bachelorcode writes:
When I was in college, I valeted cars for weddings to help subsidize my cost of living (fancy way of saying, “pay for booze”). The uniform required wearing slacks, a white dress shirt, a tie, vest and a nametag that read, “Sam Keene, Valet Manager.” While getting ready, I’d pull open my tie drawer and carefully select a tie for the evening (white was always a hit). It wasn’t until this experience that I noticed how many guys don’t actually know how to tie a tie! Rather than verbally explain the process, check out the instructional graphic below:
The art of tying a tie. An essential skill for any guy. As for any gal.
Ladies … You know you like a man who looks sharp. And face it, there’s something incredibly seductive about the attire, movements and intimate proximity necessary tying a man’s tie. Your neck, your lips, are right there for him to enjoy. Tying that tie can very well spark anticipation for later untying.
Alas, I must confess that this is a skill I do not possess. I suspect, like painting nails, doing someone else is different than doing myself. I would benefit having a true gent to practice on. Perhaps Mr. Bachelor Code himself will break me off with an instructional session.
XOXO
Meet My Followers » Episode #1 - @MsHerr
One of my favorite sparring partners, @KadeDworkin, is sporting a fresh new podcast that’s bound to be an attention getter. In Meet My Followers, Kade sits down for a little one-on-one with his Twitter followers so that he, and you, can get to know them a little better. Although, I’m pretty sure he nailed a two-for-one in his first episode.
XOXO
In the market, as it were.
- ME: <reviewing personas developed for a client> He's 34? He's cute! ... Stoopid fiction! :-/
- HIM: Are you crushing on your marketing bot? Sad... I need to get you away from the computer more hun!
- ME: Not so much as crushing on a marketing bot as feinin' for a real life action figure. ;-)
Please excuse me while I claim my blog
Did you know you can claim your blog(s) on Technorati? I did, or rather, have. For a very long time. Like months and months and months. But as I love the anticipation that accompanies delayed gratification, I chose to wait for the opportune moment. While, I can wait no longer. And in true merciless flirt style, making much ado about something that is really quite small, I’ve indulged 104 words for the sake of publishing a single token: RRGR69P3SH2S.
Note: When you go to claim your own blog, don’t use that RRG blah blah blah code. That one only works for a merciless flirt.
XOXO
Disclaimer: I talk a good game, but…
I really am a bit of a prude.
image credit: mhofstrand Flickr photostream.
XOXO
Next week, I’ll be mixing, meeting and mingling with the boys and girls in LA at the 140 Character Conference. I’m making a list of things I’d like to do while there. Maybe some naughty. Maybe some nice. And I’m taking suggestions at @mercilessflirt.
XOXO
The rise of Japan's flirtatious profession
The New York Times lavished a lingering look upon the women of Japan’s gentlemen’s club, women who in turn lavish adoring attention on men for a fee. A profession once shunned, hostess positions have been enjoying swelling popularity as the recession shrinks economic and employment prospects. These young beautiful women smile, compliment, laugh, flirt, and entertain men. And they are well paid to do such.
There are good points aplenty, but like any good read, the best come at the end.
XOXO
Talk nerdy to me!
I think I may be in love with @andreagrimes/@heartlessdoll, or whoever else is responsible for the budding #thingsnerdssayinbed meme. It strokes my funny bone and my affinity for nerdy boys.
A few of my faves:
XOXO
