merciless flirt

Sweet dreams

Mon, 13 Sep 2010 08:13:10 -0700

ME: (tweet) Dear dreams, I come to you now.
HIM: I'm jealous of your dreams.

You know you’re fly when even the captchas pay...

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:33:07 -0700

You know you’re fly when even the captchas pay compliment.

XOXO

Tying his tie, an essential skill

Fri, 06 Aug 2010 15:04:00 -0700

bachelorcode writes:

When I was in college, I valeted cars for weddings to help subsidize my cost of living (fancy way of saying, “pay for booze”). The uniform required wearing slacks, a white dress shirt, a tie, vest and a nametag that read, “Sam Keene, Valet Manager.” While getting ready, I’d pull open my tie drawer and carefully select a tie for the evening (white was always a hit). It wasn’t until this experience that I noticed how many guys don’t actually know how to tie a tie! Rather than verbally explain the process, check out the instructional graphic below:

Continued…

The art of tying a tie. An essential skill for any guy. As for any gal.

Ladies … You know you like a man who looks sharp. And face it, there’s something incredibly seductive about the attire, movements and intimate proximity necessary tying a man’s tie. Your neck, your lips, are right there for him to enjoy. Tying that tie can very well spark anticipation for later untying.

Alas, I must confess that this is a skill I do not possess. I suspect, like painting nails, doing someone else is different than doing myself. I would benefit having a true gent to practice on. Perhaps Mr. Bachelor Code himself will break me off with an instructional session.

XOXO

Meet My Followers » Episode #1 - @MsHerr

Thu, 05 Aug 2010 16:00:00 -0700

Meet My Followers » Episode #1 - @MsHerr:

One of my favorite sparring partners, @KadeDworkin, is sporting a fresh new podcast that’s bound to be an attention getter. In Meet My Followers, Kade sits down for a little one-on-one with his Twitter followers so that he, and you, can get to know them a little better. Although, I’m pretty sure he nailed a two-for-one in his first episode.

XOXO

In the market, as it were.

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 14:00:48 -0700

ME: He's 34? He's cute! ... Stoopid fiction! :-/
HIM: Are you crushing on your marketing bot? Sad... I need to get you away from the computer more hun!
ME: Not so much as crushing on a marketing bot as feinin' for a real life action figure. ;-)

Please excuse me while I claim my blog

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 09:01:00 -0700

Did you know you can claim your blog(s) on Technorati? I did, or rather, have. For a very long time. Like months and months and months. But as I love the anticipation that accompanies delayed gratification, I chose to wait for the opportune moment. While, I can wait no longer. And in true merciless flirt style, making much ado about something that is really quite small, I’ve indulged 104 words for the sake of publishing a single token: RRGR69P3SH2S.

Note: When you go to claim your own blog, don’t use that RRG blah blah blah code. That one only works for a merciless flirt.

XOXO

Disclaimer: I talk a good game, but...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:03:00 -0700

I really am a bit of a prude.

image credit: mhofstrand Flickr photostream.

XOXO

Next week, I’ll be mixing, meeting and mingling with the...

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:29:00 -0700

Next week, I’ll be mixing, meeting and mingling with the boys and girls in LA at the 140 Character Conference. I’m making a list of things I’d like to do while there. Maybe some naughty. Maybe some nice. And I’m taking suggestions at @mercilessflirt.

XOXO

The rise of Japan's flirtatious profession

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 20:41:00 -0700

The rise of Japan's flirtatious profession:

The New York Times lavished a lingering look upon the women of Japan’s gentlemen’s club, women who in turn lavish adoring attention on men for a fee. A profession once shunned, hostess positions have been enjoying swelling popularity as the recession shrinks economic and employment prospects. These young beautiful women smile, compliment, laugh, flirt, and entertain men. And they are well paid to do such.

There are good points aplenty, but like any good read, the best come at the end.

XOXO

Talk nerdy to me!

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:17:00 -0700

I think I may be in love with @andreagrimes/@heartlessdoll, or whoever else is responsible for the budding #thingsnerdssayinbed meme. It strokes my funny bone and my affinity for nerdy boys.

A few of my faves:

XOXO

My little black book according to T9

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:01:32 -0700

I confess, I don’t own as many pleasure-providing gadgets as one might expect from the good girl next door. Among the toys missing from my nightstand is the sexy must-have iPhone. I’m still palming an LG VX8300, which means many of my conversations and coordinations transpire via text. It also means that instead of touching QWERTY, I’m thumbing T9.

With T9, as you thumb alphanumeric keys, the phone guesses at the word you mean. If the suggested word is wrong, you simply press next to prompt another, hopefully more desirable, suggestion. And of course there’s smart technology. Thus, like a good underwire pushup that molds to my form as I wear it, my phone learns my predilections as I type them. Recently, I discovered each key plus just a few nexts yeilded the following results.

2 + (next * 5) = a…c…b…2…bq… brianshaler

3 + (next * 4) = e…d…f…3… dykc

4 + (next * 6) = i…h…g…4…I’ll…it’s… garyvee

5 + (next * 5) = k…l…j…5…libertymarket… jaybaer

6 + (next * 4) = o…m…n…6… markdudlik

7 + (next * 5) = s…p…r…q…7… sunnythaper

8 + (next * 6) = t…v…u…8…Texder…that’s… timebarrow

9 + (next * 6) = x…w…y…z…9…you’re… WaynesWhirled

You may see a list of gentlemen. I see a scandalous affair with Twitter that no one man can satisfy.

XOXO

The price of a boy's affinity

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:32:18 -0700

Tonight, I had a fabulous text exhange with a fine friend. It tugged temptingly at every flirtatious vocal chord. I submitted willingly. Even the memory of it coaxes a smile. And yet, much to my chagrin, I can not share it with you. For this alluring gent once requested that our interactions not become fodder for a merciless flirt, and his affinity is worth more than ephemeral novelty.

IMG Source: uyanum’s Flickr photostream.

XOXO

Plaid Nation + a hint of wardrobe malfuntion = ??? Darryl...

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:41:00 -0700

Plaid Nation + a hint of wardrobe malfuntion = ???

Darryl Ohrt and other fine gents at Plaid are getting ready to embark on their third Plaid Nation tour. In anticipation, a few lucky guy and gal bloggers received a goodie bag of schwag. Moda di Mando discovered, quite accidently, all that goodieness came with a little something extra.

XOXO

Hipsnolies Ahh and the battle between naughty and nice

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:14:23 -0700

First it was No Pants. Then it was 5 minutes positions. It appears I have fallen in with the likes of Improv AZ. Creating scenes with this colorful crew has become my guilty pleasure, and we ~~are~~ were at it again Saturday. This time, with the ever exciting AZ Cacophony as our partners in mischeif, we decended upon a public street corner to showcase the type of exhibisionist behavior that most barely dare in the most initmate of occassions. Some clad head to toe in asset-revealing, others cladding only their assets, nearly 40 colorful semi-dressed individuals battled. Some nice. Some naughty. We chose our roles and we battled. Voice against blade. Water against hula hoop. Marshmellow ammo against chest hair. It was an Epic Super Hero Battle.

Our exploits were well docomented by both photo and video for your vicarious viewing pleasure.

IMG Source: sheila_dee’s Flickr photostream.

Innuendo: It's all fun & games until...

Thu, 28 May 2009 00:26:00 -0700

Innuendo: It's all fun & games until...:

…someone cries rape. A small scandal errupted on Yelp when their weekly newsletter paired a sexually suggestive article with a sex crimes awareness group. Rightfully so. Sex crimes, committed against any gender, are no laughing matter. They are heavy offenses and should be treated with appropriate gravity.

XOXO

My slushee brings all the boys to the yard… XOXO

Thu, 14 May 2009 10:00:00 -0700

My slushee brings all the boys to the yard…

XOXO

Hello Batman… It’d be a whole different Gotham! IMG...

Wed, 13 May 2009 11:48:00 -0700

Hello Batman… It’d be a whole different Gotham!

IMG Source: Code Arachnid’s Flickr photostream.

XOXO

A giveaway by jacobburke that I’d take a tumble...

Mon, 04 May 2009 19:59:01 -0700

A giveaway by jacobburke that I’d take a tumble for…

Who wants a sticker? E-mail me your address!

stickers (at) jacobburke.com

What can I say, merciless flirt runs on Tumblr. So sexy. So responsive. You know you want to get down like that!

XOXO

In need of a position I can hold for 5 minutes...

Fri, 01 May 2009 11:26:00 -0700

In need of a position I can hold for 5 minutes...:

I’ve found an outfit. It’s laying on the bed. But a position that embodies both comeliness and longevity takes a bit more work to find.

XOXO

Tell the best truth

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:50:00 -0700

@MsHerr: my [Twitter] DMs have been so benign of late. they should be a place of conspiracy, scandal, & spice! ;-)
Lapis: What are you wearing? Be descriptive.
@MsHerr: a belly button ring. ;-)
Lapis: My heart just started racing faster.